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Hungry Hungry Hypocrite

Met a girl named MACY had sex with her all day. But she ws dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA.

This makes me laugh every time. Ok, I am seriously the worst hypocrite ever. I think I’m smarter than everybody else, ‘cause I can admit it, and even embrace it. In truth, I should not be proud of this. I thought I should point this out, since y’know I’ve done it on the blog 2wice. 

^C how I abbreviated that? Aww yeah.

But seriously, I hate other hypocrites all the time, talking about them, yelling at them, even going to far to put them on the bad list (yeah, Its a list of poeple in my head that I hate. Cause I’m terrible like that (I should not be proud of that))

Speaking of people I hate, have you noticed that as soon as you express to another human being your dislike for said person, said person shows up everywhere? This is true of ex’s and people your trying to avoid. Just everywhere. its not like I go to some small school. The Freshman and Sophomores alone makeup 1,500. Thats why we have two buildings.

I also dislike people who h8 high school. Okay, we get it, you hate where you are and everyone in it. We hate you too, now that you just expressed your emo feelings.

Those stupid redlines under all my words. I hate it spazes out.

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You can only imagine the horror and pain its going through.

Have you seen Americas Next Top Model? You should watch it. Not b/c those girls take “such fabulous and FIERCE” pictures (b/c lets face it, they’re never going anywhere with their careers. On that show, the girls are portrayed as animals, plus, it looks so trashy to have that on your resume. The saddest part is they really think they’re going somewhere) but b/c Tyra Banks is about the craziest person ever

This is the international sign for smizing [smiling with your eyes]. *Tyra waves her hand in a dolphin-like fashion in front of her face*

The fact that she talks about herself constantly, even though other girls will be talking about something serious, is amazing. But this is perhaps the best thing Tyra has ever done.

Ladies! Insert a butt-pad into your tooch[sticking your bum out] shorts. 

This has really happened. Have you seen the way she eliminates people. She super blinks. I swear it.

Okay, I have really gone off on a rant, and frankly my stomach is killing me.

TTFN,

Lexi

Whoops!

So, I kinda forgot I even “owned” a blog. Anyways, I’m sure that I can pick up where I left off. 

So, what to rant about? See, I’m not even in the mood. I have sour stomach which is basically when you have to much acid in your stomach. Very painful, but it only lasts for a short amount of time. 

Good gosh, I hate this. Watching family guy and splurging on Boston Market.

So, tomorrow I will resume this. Enjoy watching me reblog tons of stupid shit.

Hipsters, The Hunger Games “teams”

Hipsters

Once upon a time, a group of like minded people had a dream for peace, love and rights. But the branched off. One of the two groups were “radicals” who had “super opinions or whatnot”. Anyway. They gave birth to normal, environmental kids. And then these kids grew up. And that’s how Hipsters are born.* The most annoying group of people ever! Born to privilege, these people pretend that they’re socially aware, and cool. They wear vintage while playing w/ Apple products, claim to be Atheist when they worship Steve Jobs, drink and get high, and offend many ethnic groups. They serve no purpose. They worst part is they think they’re not mainstream. Puh-lease. Going against the grain has been around for centuries. What, you think b/c you do it in skinny jeans your special or something? For the sake of time (and to not make myself too angry, I’ma stop.) 

Lord knows they suck. And so does this person @ www.sorryhipsters.com 

*Some Hipsters are born to normal families.

The Hunger Games

I love the Hunger Games (HG). That should be said. What I hate are people who 

1. Take it too seriously. (HG is not a lifestyle is a book. And that goes for Harry Potter as well)
2. Get mad when you haven’t read the book. Reading is a [good] option.
3. Pretend that they’re better b/c they “knew about it first”. Do you want an award for reading a book? Cause I didn’t realize we were all six.
4. TAKE TEAMS. “I’M TEAM PEETA, I’M TEAM GALE!”

This is not twilight. There are no teams. There are districts and contestants. Swear to the sky, if I see one more person w/ a stupid T-shirt like “Team Peeta!”, I will smack them. Go back to reading your Stephanie Myer crap. 

TTFN,

Lexi

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Thanks! 

First Post (My problem with “blogs”/Kony 2012)

Hello Internet,

Having an introduction is kinda stupid, b/c chances are nobody is going to read this. I just need a place to rant b/c apparently I talk too (to?) much.

“Blogs”

Don’t make a blog on tumblr if all your going to do is reblog other people’s pictures. 3/10 blogs do this. Thats 30% of all tumblr! So, you like those pictures. But when people come to a blog, they want to look at something. Not your stupid pictures of teenagers making out or being romantic, not stupid quotes that were invented by some group of 7th grade nerds on Facebook and certainly not those god-awful pictures of those cat faces. (“Me haz chessburger?) Because not only do you look like cat man/woman, you look stupid. These pictures were never, are not, and will never be funny or even remotely amusing.

“KONY 2012”

I don’t care if every other person is saying this, I’m adding my two cents. Although  most people have forgotten about it now (or @ my school anyway), Kony 2012 was a really big thing 1-2 weeks ago. All over Facebook & Twitter. It was also super duper annoying. “Stop Kony, he’s taking children!”. Yes, what he is doing/did is horrendous in so many ways. But if you think your going to help those kids by writing “KONY 2012” on your hand, Facebook wall or Twitter, your dead wrong. How about instead of focusing on one awful person in the world, you focus on all of them. Kony is not the only person doing it, he’s just the only person to get this “famous” from it. Not that you can convince any crazy person about this, b/c they ALL swear up and down that they will “try to do anything I can to help those kids”.  Sure, which is why when I asked you about it today, you had to think about what it was. 

Geez.

Well, thats all I can type for now, TTFN,

Lexi